Club Rules

Our club is about being naturally high and having fun!
In order to show respect of each other, other surfers in the water and The Surf Haberdashery itself, we all adhere to the following club rules:

Etiquette in the Water

First surfer on the wave has right of way
Keep to the sides and beyond the impact zone when not riding a wave
Communicate which way you are riding the wave
Stay mellow and put forward good vibes
Help any surfer in trouble and get buds to help too
Only get in if you feel sure of the conditions and yourself
You are 100% in charge of your life

Etiquette at all Gatherings

Be genuine, real and uplifting to each other
Focus on the present and your buds in front of you
Give the internet and all drama a rest (we are over-saturated)
Watch your language - no poop (s-word) and punch (f-word) please
No slander, gossip or negative talk
No addictive substances
No smoking of any kind or fragrances (severe allergies present)
Do not turn on bright LEDs or shine them in anyone's faces (severe photosensitivities present)
Make your phones and devices invisible and inaudible
Don't be an anti-social one-armed zombie (phone stuck to hand)
No media creation is allowed for any purpose without express permission from the owner (we aim to get our minds off tech)
All website, products and services are made and procured by SurfHab and are for personal use only, therefore rebroadcasting is not permitted unless the owner has partnered with you for new media creation. Word of mouth, links, business cards and flyers are available should you wish to spread the word. It is always appreciated!

The HarshMellow Jar

Bring some dollar bills to our gatherings in case you have an etiquette mishap. Members are allowed to keep you in check for breaking any rules, by calling you out and saying "Jar!!", then you must put some singles in. We'll pool the money and buy something fun for the club every once in a while. And maybe make you do some pushups as well.